Sunday, November 19, 2006

Charlie Gets in Your Face

Hey Righties, ya'll listen up Rep. Rangel Will Seek to Reinstate Draft. Yes boyz and gurlz, this means you. All of you, don't care who your daddy is, don't care who your mama blew.

No, I don't want a draft but goddamn if I don't enjoy Rangel putting it out there. Let's make it "mandatory service" for everyone, no exceptions.

You want to keep invading other countries? Fine, send your own kids too. Quit letting your crocodile mouths overload your bumblebee asses and put your own precious babies on the line. They can go to that Ivy League school after their service, assuming they survive.

Somehow I suspect we'd be more inclined to only use force as a last resort if we had mandatory service for all. Sorry all you armchair sitting, flagwaving, assmaggots, this just might put you out of a job.