Israel to US: We Ain't No Dumbass Rednecks

Saw this at Sandmonkey and could not resist sharing. Read it here.

Apologies to all the non-heterosexual folks who have moved off to Canada because I just can't get these people here to stop eating Mexicans and working on flag-flying amendments long enough to focus on these other issues.

Maybe if ya'll promise to be White, Christian, and only fly the US flag they'll consider your case.