Thursday, May 10, 2007

There is NOTHING on TV Until The Daily Show

Amazing what you learn while channel surfing. Bill Cunningham has clarified the entire issue of terrorism for me. Per Cunningham, if there is a terrorist attack in America Alan Colmes, Nancy Pelosi and Rosie O'Donnell are "directly responsible". Who knew they wielded so much powah!

That certainly simplifies things. All we have to do is lock this threesome up in Guantanamo and we'll have nothing further to worry about. Added benefit: HBO could make a series out of it.

Someone please call whatever asylum this man escaped from.

5 comments:

pekka said...

There is a good chance, that the key issue in the success of neoconservatism is in it's simplicity. In their world of certainties, there is no need to examine details that are so full of nuances. They always seem to be able to come up with the simpliest of answers to most profound and complex questions. Naturally, it is appealing to many and especially if one doesn't worry about that the answers might be totally wrong.

ryk said...

Well said, pekka. They don't do nuance and they scoff at anyone who does. They are proud of their own ignorance.

TomCat said...

I agree with Pekka. Such a statement is called a sophism. It's an oversimplification that sounds good to people not willing to make the effort to think for themselves.

Not Your Mama said...

I couldn't even get mad at this one, I was laughing too hard.

People PAY these people to talk.

We're laughing at "Jihadi Mouse" right now (and we should) but we have plenty like this fool who should be co-hosting his show.

United We Lay said...

Agreed!