Monday, September 03, 2007

Bush Announces Exit Plan

"You're doing a heckuva job Brownie, er...Rums...ah...Fredo...oops, I mean troops-in-Eye-Rack. We're going to provide all the resources necessary to get the job done in New Orleans...I mean Baghdad.

I've spoken personally with Mayor Nagin, er, Prime Minister al-Maliki, and he knows he has a lot of work to do. Anbar is a huge province,'' Bush said. "It was once written off as lost. It is now one of the safest places in Iraq, nearly as safe as New Orleans''

"Bottom line is we're going to stay the course and support our troops until, um, we don't. Heh, heh, heh. In other words,'' Bush said, "when we begin to draw down troops from Iraq, it will be from a position of strength and success, not from a position of fear and failure. I'll let you know when we've won which will be sometime before we run out of troops".

That was what I heard anyway. Naturally many people probably heard something quite different and time won't really tell because regardless of what really happens, someone will write it so it's Hillary Clinton's fault.

So there's our answer, declare victory and leave. Who knew. Tough break for the hundreds of people who will lose their lives while we finish this last dance.


Omnipotent Poobah said...

If he had only brought home a single soldier for every time he's said he is planning a draw-down, they'd all be home by now...except for the ones he deployed to some other place for an impending invasion.

Not Your Mama said...

Can't do that, we have to finish the face-saving-weenie dance and declare "victory".

Oh, and blow up Iran and all.

So much to do, so little time.

pissed off patricia said...

This administration has been an evil farce from the beginning and nothing will change now.

leftdog said...

patricia - I'll drink to that!

Flimsy Sanity said...

Yeah, so safe he never left the heavily fortified base. Now he is off to settle all the economic problems of the world - oh wonderful priest of massive debt.

Woozie said...

So why can't we declare victory now and get out now? Ha ha ha, Bush is stupid.