Thursday, May 03, 2007

If Our Economy Went South....

Assmonkey Press: Mexican border agents overwhelmed by the staggering numbers of illegal American immigrants attempting to cross the border into Mexico since the collapse of the US economy were stunned to find this man stuffed into a crate labelled as produce.

Federal officials in the US deny any knowledge of this man's identity and are refusing to take custody and officials in Mexico have been unable to identify the man they are unofficially calling "Puerco Gordo". When questioned, Puerco will only repeat "fuck political correctness" and resumes sucking on his big toe.

Authorities are requesting the public's help in identifying this man so he can be returned to his unlucky owner.

9 comments:

Just My Thoughts said...

Somehow this person looks familiar. I really can't indentify him however.
From the looks of it though I would say a village is searching for it's lost idiot.
I will pray to the God of Jehovah's Witnesses that he may find his proper place in life.
Peace be on his soul he seems a sad case indeed.

Vigilante said...

Soooooo..... Tell us what you really think of Lou Dobbs, N.Y. Mama!

myrnatheminx said...

Now I must pluck out my eyes.

Not Your Mama said...

Heehee. Just could not resist. No eye plucking Myrna, rinse with a full half hour of Jon Stewart.

Must come up with one for Mr. Bill....I'm thinking something in latex.....

pekka said...

So, now you have to rely on porno to bring traffic in! You propably calculated, that this hunk will draw us back like honey does bees. Just because I am here the sixth time doesn't mean anything. Damn, he is gorgeous, though, and I am straight. Untill now anyway. :)

leftdog said...

I knew that my lettuce tasted a bit 'off' lately ...

Women on the Verge said...

latex... leather... or a diaper and bonnet???

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TomCat said...

Dang! I used my last bag last night!

NV Mojo said...

Eeewwww!!! Scary dude!!